搞笑話劇

知識點：《搞笑話劇》 收集：農嘲俚 編輯：月季姐姐
本知識點包括：1、搞笑話劇 2、校園搞笑話劇劇本 3、求一個三分鐘左右的搞笑短的中文話劇，話劇中人物... 4、搞笑的話劇劇本（12人以上） 5、求搞笑話劇劇本 。

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英文：Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N:In a dark dirty house,there lived a small,dirty salesman.He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students.He has a lot of money now.But how does h...

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the music man!!!

相信我，沒錯的！！！

知識拓展：

1： 【求5個人的英語小話劇劇本,大學英語,時間十分鐘左右】

知識要點歸納：

話劇可以嗎

Narration:Carrie,Cici and Wing are co-worker of a company.This day they are talking in the office.

Ca:Bingo!I finally finish this case.It is really tough!I have not slept well for almost a week.

Wing:Me too .I always get so busy in this season.I have drunk three cups of coffee in order to keep awake.

Ci:Our boss must be enjoying his holiday in Fiji very much.What do you think he will feel when he comes back to see our case?

Ca:Of course he will feel surprised and give each of us a promotion.

Wing:Come on,he is a devil,how could he do this to us?Anyway,we should award ourselves for these days hard work!

Ca:You are right.Let’s pig out on junk food!

Wing:I have stayed in China for a whole year and I miss my hometown.I miss German food!

Ca:so do I .how much I love French food!

Ci:I have not eaten German or French food before.Do you have any recommendation?

Ca:If you visit France or go to a French restaurant,snails,cheese,and goose liver and red wine are the best choices.

Wing:You also can’t miss the famous German sausage,ham and blue checse

Ci:They all sound yummy.But do you know what Chinese eat when they miss their families?

Wing&Ca:No

Ci:The answer is dumplings!

Ca:Well ,I heard that before though I haven’t tasted .

Wing:Can you make dumplings,CiCi?Would you make some for us?I have been longing for dumplings for a long time.

Ci:Aha,it is as easy as a pie for me .what about coming to my house tonight?We can make dumplings together.I will teach you how to cook it.

Ca:Great!That is fantastic.Then it will be the first time to make and eat dumplings

Wing:Very good idea!We could busy some basic ingredient at the supper market after work.

Ci:Sure.We need flour,yeast,pork,cabbages,vinegar,sauce and ginger.

(The three colleagues had their shopping and now they are in CiCi’s house)

CiCiours some pour on the table and said:”Carrie,can you fetch some water here?”

Ca:sure,here you are .what s next?

Ci:Ci:we have to mix the flour yeast and water together .be careful ,don’t add too much water.

Ca:Okay,I’m kneeing the dough repentedly.it is becoming and softer

Wing:Yeah,I am cutting the pork into many small pieces,and then I will add several spoons of oil in it .shall I blend them?

CiCi:Yes,make sure they blend well.A bit salt and a spoon of vinegar are needed,too.

(an hour later)

Ca:Yes,the dumplings are prepared .lets start!

CiCi:Wait!I remember well that you all miss the food from your hometown.Look,what are these?

Ca:Wow!Cheese!Where did you get it?And my favorite red wine.

Wing:God.Those are sausage and ham,I can’t believe it!

CiCi:Haha,it is a big surprise,isn’t it?Now ,we are got all three countries’ food ready.

Ca:So it is a complete big meal.

Wing:An unforgettable banquet in my life.Let’s cheers!

Ca,Ci,Wing:Cheers!

2： 求4人英語話劇三男一女5最好是搞笑的

知識要點歸納：

英語幽默短劇劇本The Pocket Money Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! 另一個 白雪公主與七個小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短劇本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔鏡：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔鏡：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. 你看看哪個合適,也可以做一些修改 http://tieba.baidu.com/f?kz=157763042 自己去看吧...什么都有.. Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(邊說邊做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(滿不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!

Characters：

Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao Mr.Shi：Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue.There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20years.Now,the tax collector,Xiaofu,and the tax payer Dabao,a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change.The first Act happened in 1980s.

Act

(in Bazaar of Beijing,sanlihe,1980s)Dabao：Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eaten one,want nine,eaten one,want nine.

Hi,Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped,take it up,)

Xiaofu：Tax!Pay the tax!

Dabao：(change faces)

Taxi?Where is the taxi?Here's no taxi.

Xiaofu：Tax!T---A---X!

Dabao：What's the tax?I just know taxi!Do you want me to call ataxi for you?6JJ Taxi--!Taxi--!

Xiaofu：Enough!Are you the vendor?

Dabao：No,No,No,no!I'm just have alook.The vendor has gone to the toilet.

Xiaofu：Not the vendor?Impossible!you've been here for 2hours.6JJ Dabao：Really?(Xiaofu：Yes,of course.)

How do you know it?

Xiaofu：The window of my office is open to here and I've been looking at you for two hours.Dabao：It's abig bug!

Xiaofu：Oh.Don't waste my time!Please pay the tax--10Yuan!

Dabao：10yuan?!My god.I had just earned 20Yuan one day!5Yuan,ok?

Xiaofu：Don't cheat me,you've sold more than 2hundred ones.

Dabao：6yuan,my dear sisiter.

7Yuan,my lovely beauty.

Dabao：Not for you,not for me,let's split the difference.8yuan,ok?

Xiaofu：(looking around)All right,a deal.But no receipt.

(Dabao payed 8yuan and Xiaofu left)

Dabao：What asmart woman!Bad luck!I'm bankrupt.I have to change my place.

Hope Iwould not meet her any more!Let's go!Act

人物：

史先生,小福,大寶.

史先生：稅收是國家財政收入的首要來歷.在過去的20年中,稅收部分和上稅人的關系有了明顯轉變

.此刻,稅收部分--小福和上稅人--賣羊肉串的大寶將會上演這個轉變.好生在1980年的一幕.

(1980年首都三里河的一個市場)

大寶：羊肉串,羊肉串了啊,吃一串,想九串,吃一串,想九串啊!您好,來點羊肉串吧.(羊肉串掉了

又撿了起來)

小福：交稅,交稅!

大寶：(換了臉色)出租車?哪有出租車?這沒有出租車.

小福：交稅!交--稅!

大寶：什么是交稅?我就知道有出租車!你想讓我幫你叫出租車嗎?出租車--!出租車--!

小福：夠了!你笑話大全是老板嗎?

大寶：不,不,不,不是!我就是隨便看看.老板去茅廁了.

小福：你--不是老板?不成能!你已經在這呆2小時了.

大寶：是嗎?(小福：當然.)你怎么知道的?

小福：我工作室的窗口就沖這開!我已經注重你2個小時了.

大寶：好大的蟲子啊!

小福：別華侈我的時間!請上稅--10元!

大寶：10元?我的天啊.我一天才掙20元!5元行嗎?

小福：別騙我了,你已經掙過200元了.

大寶：6元,親愛的姐姐?

7元,美麗的女人.

大寶：不是你剛才說的,也不是我剛才說的,讓咱們再從頭定一個.8元,怎么樣?

小福：(四處看了下)好吧,就這樣,但是沒有發票.

(大寶付了8元,小福離開了)

大寶：多精明的女人啊!倒霉!我破產了!我得換個地兒.希望不會再遇到她.走!加把油再好好找找

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